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The Return of Tebow (And Others?)

Gatorsports has it. Set phasers to hate.

But are Percy Harvin and Brandon Spikes also returning? Continue reading

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The Ballad of Jamar Hornsby

To the tune of this.

They say a man should never worry ’bout his debt amounts

So why’m I booked in G-Ville for a fradulent account?

It’s all because I stole a dead girl’s identity

And the 5-0 figured the 3K should probably be on me

Shoulda tried to more creatively rob

Or maybe a scheme that was a little less macabre

Shot to scare or maybe separated car from boot

Now I’ll probably guard my backfield while wearing an orange suit

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I Didn’t See Erin Andrews. But I Have Video/Audio!

Okay, so studying won out over seeing the lovely Ms. Andrews last night. (I did do well on that test, though.) Continue reading

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I’ll Be Seeing Erin Andrews Soon. Any Questions?

One of the privileges of being a student in the University of Florida’s College of Journalism is that I get literally every piece of communication even vaguely related to journalism involving the school. Continue reading

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