To the tune of this.
They say a man should never worry ’bout his debt amounts
So why’m I booked in G-Ville for a fradulent account?
It’s all because I stole a dead girl’s identity
And the 5-0 figured the 3K should probably be on me
Shoulda tried to more creatively rob
Or maybe a scheme that was a little less macabre
Now I’ll probably guard my backfield while wearing an orange suit
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