When first I heard that Candace Parker was considering leaving at the University of Tennessee to enter the WNBA Draft, I was shocked.
Monthly Archives: February 2008
Really, if you’re here, you should go there. Come back later, though.
I know I shouldn’t be complaining from my palatial basement about the monetary gifts due to the superstar athlete who entertains me and the rest of the world immensely.
Well, they omit the actual description of the game, but that’s where people with time to spare come in: They also omit that Wisconsin had the audacity to cheapen the thrill of No. 1 vs. No. 2 by dropping a game to Michigan State en route to their clash of the titans.
Bo Ryan, Wisconsin’s coach, said that loss had nothing to do with pressure. (Yeah, sure, the “top-ranked team goes on the road to an always-hostile environment and commits only eight turnovers” script isn’t exactly choking, but I’m making a tangential point here.) Maybe he should have kept the team more loose with his contemporary dance skills.
One can only hope John Calipari and Bruce Pearl start learning this before their teams’ dates against Tulane and Auburn, respectively, on Wednesday.
Else, Memphis may not burn on Saturday night as a fan base fueled by hard liquor, frustration at incessant incest jokes, and general dissatisfaction with the state of Tennessee reacts to a loss. And that would be a shame.