The Return of Tebow (And Others?)

Gatorsports has it. Set phasers to hate.

But are Percy Harvin and Brandon Spikes also returning?

The Ballad of Jamar Hornsby

To the tune of this.

They say a man should never worry ’bout his debt amounts

So why’m I booked in G-Ville for a fradulent account?

It’s all because I stole a dead girl’s identity

And the 5-0 figured the 3K should probably be on me

Shoulda tried to more creatively rob

Or maybe a scheme that was a little less macabre

Shot to scare or maybe separated car from boot

Now I’ll probably guard my backfield while wearing an orange suit

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I Didn’t See Erin Andrews. But I Have Video/Audio!

Okay, so studying won out over seeing the lovely Ms. Andrews last night. (I did do well on that test, though.)

I’ll Be Seeing Erin Andrews Soon. Any Questions?

One of the privileges of being a student in the University of Florida’s College of Journalism is that I get literally every piece of communication even vaguely related to journalism involving the school.