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"Kneel before" is an underrated phrase, really.

That PhotoShop with the platter is choice.

And the timer to Simmons making a “bow and kiss the ring” joke has begun.

ESPN’s Twitter Policy: Twittered Reactions From ESPNers

I loved Extraordinary Machine.

Kenny Mayne leads us off because he is funniest.