Category Archives: College Football

Recruits Don’t Make Passes at Statues Without Glasses

The famously bespectacled Joe Paterno may be seeing his last days on the horizon. Surely, more than one of his team’s less inspired performances has been described as the blind leading the blind.

And if you groaned at those, just wait until today’s surfeit of witty opthamological observations.

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The Second Annual Bowl Preview: Part One, December 20th-24th

Yes, The Arena has been around long enough for me to be on the second annual edition of my bowl preview. In it, I spend more than a paragraph on every single bowl game. This time, I’m breaking up the posts and breaking down the games a little bit better than last year. Continue reading

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Even Nickelback Would Have Been Better

You remember what happened the last time the national championship took place in Miami, don’t you?

No, besides USC’s 55-19 thrashing of Oklahoma. You give up? Continue reading

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The Hangover Cure: Conference Championship Saturday, 2008

No, it’s not over. But we’re quite close.

And I apologize to music for the theme. Continue reading

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The Hangover Cure: Week 13

I’ve missed a couple weeks. Consider this a breakout.

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Poll Patrol: Week 12

It’s going to be a bi-weekly feature this season.

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The Sojourn to South Beach: Week 11

There was some turbulence in Texas this Saturday.

And it fouled up some flight plans. Continue reading

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